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steven thinks he’s cokie roberts or something. i’ve got news- he’s not.

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I think I found Xmas presents for Tanuki & Soju
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Really enjoying the Ace Ventura extended universe

At some point he had a son, named Ace Jr., with Melissa, Courtney Cox’s character from the first film in the series, who eventually became a zookeeper so that her son could see animals anytime he wanted to. Ace went missing while leading a flock of geese on their natural migration route, accidentally flying the plane he was using to lead the geese into the Bermuda Triangle while his son was still an infant. Ace Jr. would eventually continue his father’s legacy.

It is revealed in Ace Ventura Jr: Pet Detective by Rex (Ace Sr.’s father) that his love for animals, detective skills, personality, insanity, and even hairdo are due to a mutated chromosome which has been in the Ventura family for thousands of years. This is reinforced by the fact that Ace’s son, Ace Jr., developed his father’s personality and hair style in his absence.

This movie appears to be made by someone who has never seen the previous Ace Ventura movies.

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Careless as Tom & Daisy Buchanan

Eat it, litterbugs!

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(via azizisbored)

I guess this makes up for the climbing obesity rate in American youth.

(via azizisbored)

I guess this makes up for the climbing obesity rate in American youth.

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my first personal message on youtube

A FOOT TICKLING DARE FOR YOU!:)))

Hello! I can’t speack very good English, but i hope you will understand me!:))) I want to give you A FOOT TICKLING DARE with a child….a little girl i don’t know…between 5 to 10-12 years old..SO YOU CAN HOLD HER FEET BETTER…the girl of somme friend’s, neiboughrs…or dosen’t metter…AND RECORD HER WHILE YOU TICKLE HER FEET for a couple of minutes..so she can laugh good, tickle her feet WITH SOCKS ON, AND WITH BARE FEET!
And you can post it on youtube, or send it to me on messenger id:

kingdarzu or e-mail: kingdarzu@yahoo.com
I hope you can do this dare..GOOD LUCK, AND PLEASE SEND ME A MESSAGE BACK! Kisses

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steve, back when he toured with the lovin’ spoonfuls.

steve, back when he toured with the lovin’ spoonfuls.

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amazing. trust me.

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There's a Boat Going By

By Fran A. and Stella S.

http://secretpicnicspot.blogspot.com/2009/12/there-is-boat-going-by.html

How do you grow so fast? I used to hold your arms so you could walk. Now you are 5 and write better music than I can.

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Dad, age 6

Dad, age 6

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For all the haters

Promise ring may refer to:

  • a ring worn to signify a commitment to a monogamous relationship
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Thanksgiving Dinner, Every Day

That’s what I ordered last night at Canter’s. I gave the leftovers to the homeless guy in the parking lot. I really hope he ate them because I’m wishing for that turkey/mashed potatoes/stuffing/cranberry dinner now. If it ended up in the garbage I’d cry.

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Wish list item #2: Babycham Trainers

The Rainbow style from Babycham is sure to inject not just a little array of colour but also some feel good factor! It has a canvas upper with a chunky vulcanised rubber sole and a great display of colours on the outside and on the eyelets The Babycham brand first appeared over 50 years ago, and it is still going strong now. Originally Babycham was one product, a drink, which was marketed at woman. Babycham is now a multi product business, and at Schuh you can now buy the Babycham range of footwear. With various party style inspired trainers, all the girls “would love a Babycham”.